Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 06:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why cant I sleep on my side after getting my covid vaccine? I just got the shot and I’ve been overstimulated from not being able to sleep, my arm is very sore and it hurts so much to move and I just want to sleep but it hurts if I lay on either side

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

No, not a chance

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Are cold plunges good for you? Here’s what the science says. - The Washington Post

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

When Kundalini is awakened accidentally, what can be done?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Trump, DOJ threaten Calif. with legal action, fines after trans athlete’s win - The Washington Post

No go.

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Unacceptable again!

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Pic: Manel Kape shares video of him fracturing foot in sparring ahead of UFC 317 - ‘I can’t walk!’ - MMAmania.com