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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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share office space ...

No go.

Next, they tried...

If everyone in Russia dropped into holes in the ground only never to return, would that be good for NATO and international peacekeepers? Can we convince Russians to be less diabolical, so they coexist? Does Putin stink like doo doo in the commode?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Then came..

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do you deal with a neighbor stealing?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Why are black people seen as scary or a threat to some people?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

How can you tell if someone is cunning?