What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 06:14

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
No, not a chance
What do you do to make yourself sleep early?
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Are cold plunges good for you? Here’s what the science says. - The Washington Post
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
When Kundalini is awakened accidentally, what can be done?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
—
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Trump, DOJ threaten Calif. with legal action, fines after trans athlete’s win - The Washington Post
No go.
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Why is it easy to make money in the USA?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.